Scarlet Letters - Behind the Pens (Staff)

Scarlet Letters Behind the Pens

Name: Alison King
Marital status: Blissfully married
Birthday: 12/19/71
Occupation: Teacher, Artist, Web Design
Pets: Harold the Beagle
Sleeping position: Sandwiched between Harold and Matthew
Sheet Preference: Flannel
Best present or bribe to recieve: Techno Toys

Name: Bonnie Swan
Marital status: Interestingly Open
Birthday: Moonchild/prime
Occupation: Government Madam and Lunatic Fringe Elite, Scarlett Harlott Grrl by night
Bra size: 38C
Pets: 5 cats, 4 turkeys, 3 horses, 2 dogs and a white goose in a pear tree.
Sexual Preference: Enthusiastic
Notables: I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.
Personal quote: "I believe it is not unfaithfulness that drives the grandes amoureuses... but that when you are highly sensitized to love, when you vibrate deeply, sexually, bodily... the being is enlarged, it's capacity highly increased. . . . That is why infidelity means nothing to me." (Anais Nin, 12.10.37)
Sleeping position: I Multi-task and can fill any position while sleeping.
Sheet Preference: Clean
Best present or bribe to recieve: Flattery will get you everywhere.

Name: heather corinna
Marital status: Why be married when you can be owned? Besides, Suzeanne is married already.
Birthday: april 18th
Occupation: jill of all trades
Bra size: 34D
Pets: Rose, Zoe, Flora and Rita Metermaid, the four cats, Moe, the wonderbunny, Lily and Morticia, the rats. Then there's all the pet rocks...
Sexual Preference: Anything too furry is absolutely out.
Notables: Teacher, musician, singer/songwriter, poet, writer, visual artist, tattoo-addict, owner of many boxes, firestarter, tarot reader, tantric buddhist witch, proffessional gopi.
Personal quote: ..and so I'll stay the way I am, because I do not give a damn. - Dorothy Parker
Sleeping position: Corpse.
Sheet Preference: Velvet
Best present or bribe to recieve: Velvet sheets. I wore out my last set. They're great, but the fuzzy stuff wears off if you spend too much time...well, you get me. Warm, soft cash never hurt either.

Name: KaLynn Wolf, but I answer to nearly anything.
Marital status: Far too weird to even try to describe. Also known as SINGLE: Stay Intoxicated Nightly... well, you figure the rest out.
Birthday: I'm a Scorpio. 'nuff said.
Occupation: Slave to the Cubicle Police.
Bra size: French Champagne Glass. ::smirk::
Pets: One, ever demanding and spoiled rotten feline, and the token gay male best friend.
Sexual Preference: Leather or lace... depends on the mood I'm in.
Notables: A work in progress.
Personal quote: Get back to me after I talk to pet #2.
Sleeping position: Sleep? What's that?
Sheet Preference: Occasionally.
Best present or bribe to recieve: It may be a cliche, but chocolate is welcome. Other than that, be creative. I'll give a reward for the most creative present.

Name: Maria Teresa Clausell Walljasper
"Sure, I go by the whole mouthful. So what if it's bigger than I am, it's very ethnic, really."
Marital status: Good question. Let me get back to you on that.
Birthday: February 7. Old enough to know, young enough to want.
Occupation: Regional Copy Editor and Sphinx of the Red Pencil for a well-known national business daily that shall remain blessedly unnamed in these pages.
Bra size: ~She's a brick houuuuuse... "
Pets: "Please, daaahling... why ever bestow all that affection and attention on anyone but moi."
Sexual Preference: "Oh yes, most definitely."
Notables: When not employing that keen mind and razor-sharp wit in the pursuit of the capitalist dream, MC writes both poetry and prose fiction, as well as more recent efforts dabbling in the creation of digital art.
Sleeping position: Awash in filtered moonlight and hair fanned about in auburn waves, demonic visions dancing in the dreamscape of her mind.
Sheet Preference: A verdant bower swathed in 300ct 100% Egyptian cotton (monogramed, of course). And a goose-down comforter as light as a cloud suspended in the tiny fists of rosy-cheeked cherubim.
Best present or bribe to recieve: "Surprise me, daaahling."

Name: Suzeanne Peak
Marital status: Chained with rugrats
Birthday: July 18
Occupation: Domestic Goddess, Dalai Mama, Owner of Second Troy, Ltd, Publisher of Scarlet Letters, author
Bra size: 36 H (no silicone here, thank you, only original parts on this model)
Pets: Blackthorne the walking throw-rug(he only thinks he's a cat): Sasha-ferret, pickpocket and sneak thief at large. Oh yeah, and Lance, but he just takes up space.
Sexual Preference: I have time for sex??
Notables: Looney Toons devotee, tattoo-collector, Pocket Bard, Web Guru, Our Lady of Most Excellent Board Tips, Board Goddess, PEZhead (Yes, I really need a life.)
Personal quote: NEVER volunteer for anything! Alternately, Murphy was an Optimist.
Sleeping position: I have time for sleep??
Sheet Preference: Flannel. Lots of flannel. With silk nightgowns. And feather beds. And down comforters.
Best present or bribe to recieve: Time, hours of it, there never seems to be enough of this. Free babysitting is always good, or a bottle of Glennfiddich. Of course, you could always get me a laptop....

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